2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web
Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat