hotsinglezombies:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

(Source: hotsingledads)

slydigged:

*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

(Source: codegeass)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

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oomshi:

hello waiter can i get a milkshake, hold the boys

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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