omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

letlivevan:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

(Source: laughing420)

code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

(Source: dechirement)

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat